YES! Isn’t it SO much hotter to be the Maid of Honor to your crush than actually being the groom? Isn’t SO much hotter to watch your crush walk down the aisle to marry someone else? Isn’t it SO much hotter when your crush’s groom is actually a real man who can make her scream? Isn’t it SO much hotter if the Best Man is your crush’s gay bestie from high school who took her virginity…and wants to take yours, too? Isn’t SO much hotter knowing that the groom and the best man have been inside your crush…and you NEVER will?
Another great one!
ReplyDeleteSmile! You sound in line to be Maid of Honor, or at least a bridesmaid!
ReplyDeleteYES! Isn’t it SO much hotter to be the Maid of Honor to your crush than actually being the groom? Isn’t SO much hotter to watch your crush walk down the aisle to marry someone else? Isn’t it SO much hotter when your crush’s groom is actually a real man who can make her scream? Isn’t it SO much hotter if the Best Man is your crush’s gay bestie from high school who took her virginity…and wants to take yours, too? Isn’t SO much hotter knowing that the groom and the best man have been inside your crush…and you NEVER will?
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