Monday, May 25, 2026

Lasspoint Chapter 9

 I saw bright lights, my assumption was that a guy like me made it to Heaven somehow, a guy who would proudly pick up a weapon and drop a body no-questions-asked for the powers that be. Funny how introspective you can get when you see your legs going in the opposite direction of the rest of you. But no, despite my belief that there was no way I was actually still alive after the fall, I wasn't dead. Little did I know, from that point I probably never would be. The heavenly voices I'd heard were actually those of my Sisters, only they weren't my Sisters yet, they were concerned onlookers that saw a woman in need and did everything in their power to help her. They dug up clay from the ground and set about rebuilding the 78% of my body that I'd lost on the way down, I remember them raving about the sky finally opening. I remembered the sorceress mentioning that she'd cut the island off from the view of the Gods. I heard a commanding voice, one with age, wisdom, and all the tenacity that centuries of leading a tribe of Warrior Women essentially exiled from the modern world. She called up to the skies, and it sounds like you've seen a lot Flash, so I'm not sure if this will be as unbelievable to you as the imaginary people I pictured myself explaining it to in my head, but the skies actually spoke back to her. She pled and demanded they help me and my tenuous connection to my mortal consciousness started to grow more clear and firm until I opened my eyes to see the women smiling down at me.


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I would come to know these women as Hippolyta, my Mother, in the sense that I'd all but lost my life and she gave it back, Artemis, Nubia, the people who would grow to become my closest friends and family, but then, in that moment, they were a bunch of super powerful strangers who rebuilt the body I hadn't had the chance to get used to brought me back by directly petitioning the Gods to do so. I'd been brought up believing there was only one God and that he was pretty stern but hands-off, here I was being brought back to life by a whole handful of them. They'd wrapped me in bandages to help the new clay limbs bond then left me on the beach for fear of harming me before I was fully healed. I lied on the beach for days, feeling the loose clay forming my limbs harden, then loosen, then become flesh. A part of me. Or was I a part of it? I usually wouldn't get caught up in transcendent hokum like that, but I was immobile on a beach for a few days, so, "when in Themyscira" as they say.

When I could finally move on my own, I had been baking in the sun and I had no idea where the women had went. I found out later that they'd come looking for me but my dumb ass wandered into the woods and tried to fend for myself. I was aware of how I'd changed, but that didn't stop the existential crisis that hit me when I caught my reflection in a lake I'd stopped to drink from deep in the forest. I don't know if it's conceited to say that I'm the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, I played no part in my appearance. I started to lose my sense of self, think about all I'd lost, but then, damndest thing, I saw a fucking kangaroo. Or at least, I thought it was a Kangaroo, its a divergent species native to Themyscira called a Kanga. They're actually capable of flying, well, more jumping really high and really far, kind of like Superman before he got the hang of it. Anyway, that really puts it into perspective, you're on a magical island with flying Kangaroos after a group of immortal women rebuilt your body out of clay and you're worried that you're pretty now? So I sucked it up and looked for civilization.

When I came upon them they were having a celebration. What of? Another day passed, they don't have work weeks or schedules. They train, they build, they celebrate. Wine by the barrel-full, the most elegant music I'd ever heard played live, laughter. No creeps lording over them, no worries of what's to come, no godsdamned war keeping them on edge. When they saw me, none of them had looks of concern, unease, or even pity for what I'd been through. One of them, I'm still not sure which, shouted "Sister!" And they all surrounded, embraced, greeeted me and supplied with the most delicious wine I'd ever had. I was never much of a wine guy, but I guess I wasn't any kind of guy anymore. In the moment I'd felt like I had no qualms with what I'd become, but when they started to treat me as one of them, talk about how excited they were to have a new woman amongst them, offer me some of their skirts and girly outfits, I started to feel a little upset about it. They understood, they'd been alone on an island for centuries, of course they'd be patient.


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Back where I come from, if you threw a fit, the commanding officer would make sure that rebellion was beaten out of you. But they gave me my space, made sure I was fed, and constantly reminded me that I'd be welcome to join them as soon as I felt ready to do so. Eventually I'd had enough time to convince myself that my reservations were nonsense. I was a woman by every verifiable metric now, the fluidity of gender isn't something society was very aware of back then, but that's neither here or there. If I were a woman in every way that could be verified, why was I so adamant about drawing the line at a skirt? I apologized for my attitude and accepted my new attire. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have immediate reservations after seeing myself in them. My Sisters didn't really have mirrors, not that they didn't believe in them, they just had no reason to have them, so I had to borrow a reflective shield to get a look at myself. I was lost in the sight, until Artemis, one of my Sisters, challenged me to a sparring match. I got my ass kicked.

It took some effort to shake off the competitive streak I'd developed before but I think I handled it decently, that was when Hippolyta took me aside to talk to me about my place on the island. She asked who I was before, I told her that I was a pilot. After explaining what a pilot was and who I was a pilot for, she boiled it down to the simple concept, "So you were a soldier." After that, she explained to me that I had to take a role on this island to be seen as equal among my Sisters, she doesn't usually offer such counseling unsolicited, but since she gave me my new lease on my life, she felt responsible for me. Like I was her child, then she told me all about her yearning for a child, that she felt being a Mother was her purpose, but being on an island of all women and being cut off from the Gods who could grant such a thing, its like I was a Godsend, except she knew the Gods weren't sending help. So she felt my arrival was something greater, even above that. I thought it was silly at first, but as the memories of my old life and my old Mother faded, I started to consider her my Mother just as she considered me her Daughter.


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It's hard to keep track of time without calendars or bills or obligations, but it did eventually seem apparent that I wasn't getting any older. I knew that they all looked great for their age but I hadn't, until then, considered that I was now one of them. Immortal. I'm glad the realization took me so long, because I think if I had known nothing bad could happen to me, I may not have tried so desperately during my training to avoid being hurt and probably wouldn't have been as effective in battle as a result. My old life and anything before that day I became Stefania, the name Hippolyta chose for me, was a distant blur. But I remembered the battle, there was a battle. There was a war. It wasn't over. I'd felt like I abandoned people I didn't remember to a fate I didn't understand.

A ceremony was held in which I'd officially take my place on the island as a warrior, I'd officially be declared Hippolyta's Daughter, and be sworn in as a Sister to all of the other women on the island. The only thing I had to do was tell them that that was who I was. They presented me with a golden, glowing lasso, the same one I used on you, they wrapped it around my wrists, and asked me who I was. The lasso compels me to tell the truth, based on the people I've seen try to resist, it begins to hurt, pushing every urge within you to truthfully answer the question being asked of you. But to my surprise, I felt nothing, "I am Stefania of Themyscira, Daughter of Hippolyta" rolled off my tongue just as natural as anything I'd ever said. There was much drinking and celebrating that night, not often that a new Sister joins their ranks. It would be a natural assumption that they fool around with each other, the only ones on the island, never having seen a man, spend all day sweating and sparring, and your assumption would be correct. I didn't partake because, well, even if I'd accepted the new person I was and the new place I belonged, I still hadn't grasped the concept of having a new body that was the opposite of everything I was before, so I politely declined their advances. I knew I was shorter, even though the only thing I had for reference was the seat of my old plane I'd found washed ashore. No matter how strong I got, stronger than a human could ever be, I felt soft. I would have to shave twice a day if I had work in the morning and a date at night, now I couldn't grow a thing under my eyebrows. Sweet benefit of being an Amazon I guess.


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Things were great there, but I couldn't help think about the outside world, the people I left behind, the battle I checked out of early. So I told my Mother that I wanted to go back, not to stay, but to make sure I'd done everything I could to prevent loss of life. To make sure the witch that did this to me wasn't still out there, terrorizing anyone. The Amazons spoke legends of Circe, an immortal sorceress, but they could think of no reason she would hold a grudge against them. After a long back-and-forth she eventually agreed to grant my wish and allow me to return to Man's World. Given a boat and sent out into the open ocean on my own, I felt a sense of panic being out in the open water again, but I was determined to make it back to land, to see what fresh chaos this woman has brought to the world and put a stop to it. I wondered what I might see and wondered just how long I'd been gone.

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1944. Romania.

"Right this way. But remember, it's our secret." The witch smirked as she spoke to the teenage Arabic girl in her native tongue as she led her up the mountainside.

"If you are misleading me, my Father will parade the heads of your loved ones through this village." She replied, unamused but still curious enough to follow.

"If you trust me in regard to nothing else, trust that I don't have a single loved one in this village. I'm here for two reasons, to share this secret with you and because I just adore the castle." The leader of the village had lived in the castle until just about the time the red-haired woman arrived. Anybody who ventured up the hillside to question her about the disappearance disappeared just as mysteriously. She had promised them a plentiful harvest and livestock even in the dead of Winter. She delivered. The ground remained fertile and there were more pigs than the villagers knew what to do with, between that and the intimidation of being disappeared as well, everyone decided to leave well enough alone.

"Then just your head, it will save on pikes." The teenager quipped.

"Do you truly concern yourself with the amount of unoccupied pikes you have on hand? A beautiful young girl like you?" The witch asked, the young girl blushed and instinctively raised a hand to the large scar that took up half of her face, including through where her left eye used to be, running the few fingers she had left across it. Probably someone who had a score to settle against her Father. The source of her wounds were unimportant, to the witch at least. The winding path had led them to a cavernous opening with a tricky, long trek down to a natural pool with an unnatural purple glow, a pool that the girl instantly recognized.

"Why is it purple?" She asked, illuminated by waters.

"It's like the one you have back home, but with a few extra touches from yours truly. I thought we girls could not only de-age us and heal us, but make us look as pretty as possible. Go ahead." She motioned the girl toward it, their proximity seemed to make the pool bubble.

"Father says that-"

"Nobody cares." The witch interrupted as she shoved the young girl into the pool, she struggled and gasped. The witch laughed before reaching out and helping the girl out, she now looked a few years younger. She blinked, astonished that she was blinking, she could see out of both eyes. As she looked at her hand, realizing she had each digit back, she quickly touched her face, running her fingers along the area where her scar used to be. "I'll give you a moment. Careful climbing up, the pit makes you a little... hazy for a while."

The witch scaled back up to the entrance of the cave, where several men dressed in black ninja outfits, wielding swords. The witch smirked, as one stepped forward to issue a threat, he suddenly dropped to the ground and screamed in pain as his form shifted and altered to that of a pig, too panicked and mindless to comprehend the cruel fate that had just befallen it, it scampered away and started to sniff for food. She did the same thing to each of the remaining would-be assassins before sitting down, using one of the pigs as a footrest, conjuring an apple from nothing and eating it until the young girl was ready to join her. The girl tried to thank her, but the witch shushed her.


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"No thanks necessary, Talia. Remember this location, use it as much as you'd like, if your Father asks, tell him you DON'T remember. All I ask in return. Run along now, I've got a few decades to kill."

Thursday, May 21, 2026

What Happens In...


 

My superhero star herself! There's a caption featuring Kathryn (from before I knew who she was!) In contention to get a Sequel in our sequel poll! We're in the home stretch with about a week left! So make sure to vote for your favorite, you're allowed to submit one vote per day! The winner seems pretty clear at this point but maybe a runner-up or two will get something. 😉

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^ Link to the poll, if you want to sample the captions, check a few posts back. 

Monday, May 18, 2026

Lasspoint - A DC Comics TG Crossover - Chapter 8

Here's the next chapter, showing how Steve Trevor was started on his journey to becoming Wonder Woman. Sorry for the wait!


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I try holding onto the memory of who I was before I was Wonder Woman, but saying it was a lifetime ago would be an understatement. I was 27 or so before, the actual year and date of my birthday seems like its lost to time, I'm sure I could find it somewhere but what difference would it make? Nobody that knew Steve Trevor is around to celebrate or send well wishes, so I've always thought it was best to let the past stay the past. Sorry, I start feeling a little sentimental when I use this lasso on myself. But in the days leading up to his death and Stefania's birth, I was a pilot. My job was technically spy, but being in the sky was what I loved, what I woke up for in the morning. I don't like it so much anymore, brings back bad memories. I do remember when I finally returned to what we called "man's world," the terror that the battle I fell during was now referred to as "World War I," I found it impossible to believe that enough countries were willing to say "let's do that again," but I guess that's what happens when the ones who decide to go to war are also exempt from taking part in it.

General Marston, my commanding officer at the time called me into his office to discuss something top secret. I'm, obviously, not someone within the bounds of the gag orders they swear us to anymore, plus, the lasso wouldn't let me keep it secret anyway. They had a mission for me: Pose as an escort and go to a mythical island full of women and... Judging by the look on your face, Bernadette, this was probably much more common knowledge where you're from? That's swell. But to me, it was the most ridiculous thing I'd ever heard. I thought it was a prank or maybe a test to see if I was willing to follow any order, regardless of how ridiculous. My mission was to visit the island under the guise of a military escort, see what was what, report back, then figure out if there was a way to get this island of beautiful dames to join forces with the US of A.

Marston was playing things close to the chest and wanted to see the look on my face when he told me the story without any proof. I gave him a "so my mission is to fly out into the middle of the ocean and cross my fingers that a magical island will be there to land on? Got it." And he laughed at me before he told me that the person I was escorting might just be worth the risk to make the trip if it meant alone time with her. I had a bit of a weakness for the ladies at the time, not in a gross way, at least by the standard most men were held to back then when it came to broads. But a one-way trip to the bottom of the ocean needed quite the lady to make it sound enticing, so he led me to the tent where she was staying on base, she wasn't there. I was fully convinced this was a prank and I was ready for the boys to give me Hell for it, but then I heard a voice that felt almost enchanting, I was smiling before I had even laid eyes on her, and by the time I did, I was beaming.

I'd heard the phrase "weak in the knees" before, but I'd never felt it. Hell, I didn't think anyone had felt it, like "butterflies in the stomach," but I was feeling that too. There was a warmth to her, but it felt like she had seen more than anyone on this base combined. I instantly trusted her. She smiled at me and said something that I couldn't hear, or maybe "couldn't comprehend while I was still taking her in" is a more appropriate description. She shook my hand. She looked beautiful and delicate but her grip felt like she was making an active effort not to crush every bone in my hand. I shook but it felt like I wasn't budging her, she shook back and it felt like I weighed nothing.


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"Captain Steve Trevor" I told her, attempting to sound like I wasn't head over heels already.

"Diana of Themyscira" she said, an experienced smile with an undeniable innocence behind her eyes.

We were to leave in the morning, so I gave her a tour of the base and introduced her to the guys, she drank all of 'em under the table. It was a sight to behold, when I went to take her back to the tent, she asked if she could visit mine instead. I, or Steve rather, was never one to go all the way on a first date, not that this was a date, but she could have asked me to chop my hand off and I would have asked "which one?" So she came back with me, not missing a step despite the countless beers she put down to show the guys she was no slouch. She looked at the photos of my Mother, the keepsakes from my childhood, anything I'd keep in my bag when moving.

We stayed up in bed all night, me telling her about growing up, her telling me about Themyscira. In fact, most of what I remember from my old life is specifically because I went into such detail that night. I told her things I wasn't even sure I fully remembered myself then. But she had a way of reaching down and pulling those memories out. She told me that she came from an island of women, isolated from the rest of the world. Diana said that she was curious about the outside world so she snuck off one day to it for herself, but now that she sees what condition the rest of the world was in, she wanted to return home to implore her people to help. I asked her how they would feel about a man visiting their island for the first time and she laughed and responded that if they saw a man so handsome, I wouldn't make it past the shore in one piece.


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She had kissed me, but it felt unfair to take advantage of someone I'd watch drink so much, even if she didn't show it a bit. She understood, but I still think about how numb my mind felt after that kiss. She really was a wonder. In the morning we laughed over the fact that neither of us had slept, but I hurried to spend the next hour camped out at the coffee pot to make sure I was awake for our flight to the middle of nowhere, literally. We got a lift to the plane I'd be flying, stopped on a carrier to refuel and point us in the right direction to the island we couldn't see, and then took off. When you're flying, its difficult to hear your passenger, so we were shouting. I think I got a bit of nerves about the fact we had used up most of the fuel and it was still just ocean as far as the eye could see. And when I get the nerves, at least when Steve got the nerves, he started spouting the worst jokes mankind would ever hear.

"You know, I really can't wait to see this island of women," I joked, if that could be considered a joke. She put a hand on my shoulder and I could feel it tense up like she was moving rapidly, I thought she was trembling. A lot of broads tremble when the adrenaline wears off their first time among the clouds. "It's alright, even if something did go wrong you seem like you could take it." I complimented, if that could be considered a compliment. I turned back to check on her in her seat. But she wasn't trembling, she was laughing, cackling even. I watched that long brunette hair disappear like some kind of parlor trick, replaced by fiery red locks, her outfit changing, and all of the warmth I felt evaporating like piss on a hot sidewalk. I found out then that none of those feelings were real, they were an illusion, a manipulation, just like her outfit. Now, I only felt fear.


"Look, I don't think you're actually making it to the island, Stevie. Alive anyway. But, I can make this an all-girl flight if you'd like." With a wave of her hand, I saw a purple light and I could feel my line of sight getting lower. Blonde hair fell in my face, I struggled to keep on-course as my hands started to shrink into my sleeves. "Oh my goodness, what a looker you are, it's a shame I can't break you in, but no, I have somewhere to be and need to stay on schedule, I've only got 100 years or so to set all of this in motion... Too bad."


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"What are you talking about!" I screamed in a voice that wasn't my own as I sat up in order to be able to see where I was flying.

"This little bit of role-play has been... Fun actually. I might have to try it out again. You have been quite the gentleman for being a young man in the Air Force in 1918, almost makes me feel bad for all of this, really. Almost. But when the Backward-Flash or whatever his name is and his friend came to me with their proposal, I had one condition, they remove Diana from the equation. The real Diana, the one you loved in another life. What you felt when you saw me? I held onto that, a simple spell really, like a love potion! You didn't know the difference, I threw years worth of your love for her at you and you thought that you felt that strongly about me in seconds. Maybe when Diana was still around I should have used that trick to steal you from her."

"I don't understand..."

"I honestly didn't expect you to understand it. I'm just proud of this fun little trick I played on you. I have an errand to run in a certain deep sea kingdom and I needed a lift."

"So you're just going to leave me like this? To die in the ocean? Because you're mad at someone I've never met?" My voice made me sound so... Small.

"No. I'm not leaving you to die here. Not in the ocean... We wiped her from existence, I had them drop me off before Hippolyta created that beautiful abomination of clay, I cast a spell to block them from the view of the Gods. No blessings to bring their pottery project to life. But knowing you were out there, a fragile mortal tied so intrinsically to Diana, all of this time since then, I so dearly desired to twist the knife and here you are, just in time for my next errand! It was too perfect, what are the odds I'd be in the area during the short, short span in which you lived. I know you have no recollection of any of this, because it hasn't happened to you anymore thanks to us. But trust me, cutie, you deserve this. Anyway, this is my stop, and this is yours."

She snapped her fingers and disappeared, at the exact same instance in front of me, an island appeared as if out of thin air. My wing struck the side of a mountain which sent the plane tumbling through the treetops of a rainforest. I felt branches and shrapnel pierce my skin, I was thrown from the plane, the last thing I remember was looking at the limbs I'd left behind in it before turning to toward the ground to see the shore of the beach rapidly coming toward me.