Undercover Bodyguard

 

SHEZAM! pt. 16

 

The Goddaughter

 This one was scheduled for later in April but I didn't know what the clip was from until I watched all the Marvel shows to catch up for Daredevil and spotted this scene in The Punisher! So I thought it would be fun to move it up a little closer to the release of the show. I'm excited about it!

A Pair of Your Own pt. 2

 Well, this one was asked for enough that I felt I had to do it. I usually get very bugged making sequels with different models and I have no idea who the model in the original is, but I figured enough people liked this concept. So pretend they're the same person and enjoy  😀 

XOXO

-Syd

SHEZAM! pt. 15

 

Hawkeye Vs. Hot Guy, pt. 2

 Well, we have a winner. I was just going to make a post simply announcing the winner of the sequel poll to give myself some time to work on it. But I was looking for images to use, saw this, and the story kind of came out immediately. So here it is! 

There's a LookALike caption with Hailee coming up, so I thought it would be weird to have two captions about someone who looks a lot like Hailee Steinfeld without acknowledging it. So this is Lookalike adjacent now, and that caption will be Jocelyn's cousin! 

But, I felt like the competition was close enough that I thought 63 Jump Street deserved some love too, so that will be getting a sequel soon too. Thank you to everyone who voted! It's fun to get feedback and I can't guarantee the other captions will get sequels, but I'll keep them in mind now that I know what there's a demand for! Personally, I threw a vote to RBF when the poll went up and that ended up last place. 😶

Faithful Sidechick

 This is a little one-shot spin-off idea I had for SHEZAM! Showing what happens to the Boy Wonder, and it's Valentine's themed so it's going up a bit before the installment where Billie meets Harley Quinn, so... Spoilers? It's a brief meeting but I thought it would be fun to see how other characters would react to someone changing gender. 

Notice how I said "characters" plural? Weird. 

Wonder who else from the story could possibly have the idea to change someone... any guesses? They've been in the story before, but not as a major role, however they will be helping out Billie and Carter in a couple chapters. Also if any of the incorrect guesses inspire something they'll be retconned into correct guesses. =P

I don't have plans to show more adventures with Lovebug, but this cosplayer does this character a lot so... Maybe. 

Also the sequel poll closes Friday! I'm posting this caption a little early so people have a chance to see it before I announce the winners on Saturday, though the frontrunner seems very clear at this point. Then we'll get the new caption in the next week or two. I have about 8 or 9 other captions including the SHEZAM installments up through #17 (but I have 18 and 19 written out in my lil' notebook and just need to make the captions themselves) ready to share, I'm excited for you to see them.

... Notice how I said "winners" plural? Weird. 

I also thought it would be a fun idea to do a little "prompt" game where people share a title or a single sentence set-up and I turn them into minicaps to empty my reservoir of images I like but don't have specific ideas for, but I'm not sure how to do it yet, if it's a fun idea you might be interested in let me know though and we can figure something out.

SHEZAM! pt. 14

 Wow! I wasn't expecting such a response to the poll. One week left! So make sure to vote for what caption you would like to see get a sequel! A lot of people commented their votes as well, so I'll add those to the votes in the poll. It's really close between Hawkeye Vs. Hot Guy and 63 Jump Street right now! 

XOXO

-Syd

Sequel Poll!

 Hi, girls! We'll have another SHEZAM! caption next week then we'll alternate between those and original caps each week for a while. 

A lot of similar answers to the "What should get a sequel?" Question. So here's a poll where we can vote on what we think should win. I'll post the link then repost all of the original captions. As for the Lookalike captions, I'm not including but if anyone would like to leave a comment or send me an e-mail to SydMixUp@gmail.com about what celebrities you'd like/what scenarios you think would be fun because it's a little difficult to keep them unique. Hailee Steinfeld, Sydney Sweeney, and Madison Beer are already spoken for, but otherwise go nuts! 

Speaking of Hailee Steinfeld and Sydney Sweeney...

The poll can be found here, it will run until the end of Valentine's Day:

https://strawpoll.com/Qrgew3RdXyp

The nominees are:

Hawkeye Vs. Hot Guy:

RBF:

Mantra of Manliness:

Accepted:

Hiding The Evidence:

63 Jump Street: 

SHEZAM! pt. 13

Was too excited to wait. She's back! With a new look! She'll be back to her bustier self soon, but let's have some fun with Lucy Hale for now!

I think I built continuing this up in my head too much, had a few of the later installments ready but I didn't like the story so I started again, then I had all of the medical stuff that made it hard to focus. But I think I know where everything is headed and have enough clips to get us there. 

Oh! And I get lots of requests for sequels so I was thinking of maybe doing a poll where the most popular request gets a sequel. So if you want to see a sequel to an underappteciated caption, one of the popular ones, or a story I never finished because I'm me, leave a comment and I'll try do the 5 most popular as a poll. A few exceptions: 

1. SHEZAM! is obviously still going so don't pick that.

2. Don't pick A Pair of Your Own, because that one is written already and will be up next month. 

3. Secret Boyfriend and Becoming The Fake ID are on my to-do list. So those are coming regardless.

4. I'd prefer not to do a "Model Unknown" caption, because I don't like using different ladies for sequels. But if the demand is overwhelming enough I'll see what I can do. 

Cure for Writer's Block

 For everyone who has patiently (and one or two that haven't been very patient =P) next week will be SHEZAM! Part 13. 

From the looks of it, you probably wouldn't be able to tell that my name is Ronald Watson, a fresh-from-college English teacher in a rural middle school and struggling writer. But that's on purpose, as my latest writing gig, ghostwriting a young adult romance novel for a popular author has the potential to solve my problems. I've always been all or nothing as a writer, a paper in college that I wrote about fishing boats resulted in me tagging along on several vessels, whereas everyone else just paraphrased some things from books. So when my agent offered me this opportunity, I thought it would be relaxing and an easy almost-6 figure payment with the promise of more. No. The perfectionist in me wouldn't let that be.

I had to get into the head of a 20-something woman visiting the city and see what her life was like. Ms. Edmond, one of my colleagues and object of my affection was happy to help. It wasn't until the hair extensions were attached and my roots were dyed that she looked me in the professionally made-up face and told me she was so relieved I asked for her help because she thought I had a crush in her and her husband was ready to kick my ass. But a gay bestie would be the best case all around. I thought to argue, but I'm self-aware enough to know that any argument I could make wouldn't hold much weight while I'm wearing a bra, waste cincher, panties, stockings, heels, a skirt, and a blouse I borrowed from her so that I could spend my Winter break in the city seeing what it's like to date men. I smiled and nodded. So much for that one.

The log line called for a shy girl new to the city, so Kylie, my character, would spend the first bit of her time looking approachable but nervous in coffee shops and book stores, so I at least had the comfort there. However, when Ronald did these things, nobody would bother him. When Kylie did these things, I could feel several pairs of eyes glued directly to me and before I knew it, I had a date, uneventful, just a stroll, a phone number, and a hug that I logged in my journal. 

But this wouldn't exactly be a book up to my standards if I did one bit of research and let it be. So I accepted more dates with more guys and noted in my journal my experiences. Some younger, some older, some I would dress modestly, some I would dress provocatively, some I would be playful and giggly, some I would be sarcastic and sassy, some I would let know I was seeing other men, some I would let think I only had eyes for them, some I would make out with, some I would give a quick smooch. It was hard to keep track of everything but I managed. I felt I was in over my head the other night when I filled in my journal, but instead of sitting at my desk, I was lying on my stomach on my bed kicking my kneesocks like I were writing a diary. 

I felt I'd gone as far as I could with the dating aspect, and I still had a few days left. I couldn't trust any of these straight guys to find out that I too am a straight guy, so I'd have to extrapolate my past encounters with women and a less personal sexual act with a man. So I looked through my diary to figure out which of my boyfriends I wanted to give a blowjob. The love interest in my book is supposed to be an up-and-coming ad agent, so I went through my rich boyfriends and they were all at least twice Kylie's age. So I checked the business school guys I'd been with and Julian matched the description, plus Shawn, his coworker and another fling of mine, fit the third piece of the love triangle so... It would be irresponsible not to blow them both. 

I told one I was working late and the other I had to be home early. Shawn was cocky, as soon as I suggested the idea, he paid the check for dinner and I was on my knees in the bathroom stall, feeling his hands in my hair, whispering words of encouragement to inspire me to deep throat him enough to let my chin meet his balls. Julian, on the other hand, lit candles at his place and put on music. He made me feel like this blowjob was as pleasurable for me as it was for him. He even kissed me after I swallowed. Which was sweet and all, but uh... Kinda gay. 

I logged it in my diary when I got back and the next day I put on my last outfit. The attendant gave me two sets of flowers sent by Julian and Shawn, a nice gesture. I roamed the book selection outside of the store as I waited for my ride when both men came running in a last ditch effort to stop me from leaving. I guess life does imitate art. I tried to mediate the two combating friends until my ride showed up and I escaped back home where I stripped of the feminine constraints that had been holding me and sat down to write my book. But I found it easier to put the clothes back on and look through the pictures and texts on my phone while doing so, I finished the book faster than I ever have. Such a simple genre, the manuscript was on its way to the publisher.

They returned it with a rejection letter that pointed out this was supposed to be a young adult romance book where the ending moment that everything builds to is a kiss, but I spent a chapter and a half describing the rival's cock in a restaurant bathroom. But they're right, Kylie and this book were never a good fit. She could star in her own book independent of those silly labels. But since it's not a young adult novel anymore, it doesn't have to be so short. Kylie opened her phone to see if there were any hotel rooms still available in the city. 

Third Wheel

 

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