Saturday, August 12, 2023

"Perfectly Matched" (Request)


 

I had a request for a caption about a guy who matches with a man on Tinder but somehow can't undo it and slowly becomes his perfect match. They said they didn't care about the model and left it up to me. And I'm nothing if not predictable. This was very fun and I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. So what was at work to bring these two together!? Fate? Cupid? An out of touch Billionaire buying Tinder and removing important components of it with no regard for how it harms the experience? Santa?

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  1. “An out of touch Billionaire buying Tinder and removing important components of it with no regard for how it harms the experience?”

    Ooh! Maybe Mechad knew someone at Tinder who could remove the unmatch button or had someone program a bit of code that would remove it automatically when certain parameters were found. Mechad knew that at some point a desperately lonely white boy who mostly fit Mechad’s paramagers would accidentally swipe right on his profile. Either he contacted his contact or the code automatically kicked in.

    SOME people might call this underhand. But Rachel sees happier than Roderick ever was. And even if there were some remnant of Roderick’s old life, Roderick isn’t going to be able to say very much. Rachel and Mechad are going to make VERY sure of that.

    “Santa?”

    Isn’t that going to be Rachel’s nickname for Mechad during Christmas? Rachel has two chimneys. Santa will have two LARGE sacks of presents that need to be delivered. Santa’s size might cause a little damage to the chimneys. But Rachel won’t wind. As long as those two sacks get delivered. Again and again.

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