“Eddie got all the benefits of this arrangement and all I got was fucked”
Nice double meaning, but not exactly accurate. As Mike, you were NEVER going to lose your virginity on prom night. As Fallon...well, we ALL saw the enjoyment in your eyes. We all know how much you worshipped Eddie in that moment.
Mike WAS holding Eddie back. Accept that. But now you are Fallon. And Eddie is your boyfriend. Make every night an attempt to relive prom night and Mike will become a distant memory and only you, Fallon, will remain.
Another classic I'm glad to see back!
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Nice double meaning, but not exactly accurate. As Mike, you were NEVER going to lose your virginity on prom night. As Fallon...well, we ALL saw the enjoyment in your eyes. We all know how much you worshipped Eddie in that moment.
Mike WAS holding Eddie back. Accept that. But now you are Fallon. And Eddie is your boyfriend. Make every night an attempt to relive prom night and Mike will become a distant memory and only you, Fallon, will remain.
Time for Mike to go away to college and for Fallon to move in. Mom always did want a daughter.
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