Hey, everyone, I'm still alive. I hope you're doing well! Had a variety of issues lately, including software issues, a spell of being sick, and being harassed by a hateful person at work. It's been tough lately and I'm sorry I've been gone. I'm still going to finish the pending requests I just need some more time because, like always, it feels like life is trying to punch me in the face. I'm very sorry and hope you understand.
But I did have the chance and the inspiration to whip up this little fun one to celebrate the release of Barbie and Oppenheimer in the US this weekend. And since I wasn't here to say anything, a million thank yous to Mia for bringing back all of the old school captions. She's the best.
EDIT: Somehow uploaded the still image as a GIF and had to fix that.
So sorry to read of your woes and difficulties. Thank you for the beautiful caption for your return. I hope all of your mountains eventually become little hills as you sashay through life. Stay safe.
ReplyDeleteI am quite the sashayer. Thank you. 💜
DeleteGlad to see you back, and sorry to hear that things have been difficult. Love the new caption, the pic is gorgeous and the text is superb!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Vanny. I'm excited to catch up on all of your captions! 💜
DeleteAlso enjoy your work :)
ReplyDeleteI'm betting if Barbie's step sis mentions it one of the guys will take Barbie to see the Oppenheimer movie, willing to explain anything to the girl he doesn't think she will understand.
1) Sorry to hear how things are going for you, hun. I hope everything gets better.
ReplyDelete2) Great caption! I’m guessing Olivia will meet a real hunk at the “Oppenheimer” showing. Which will just DEVASTATE “little stepsis.” Of course, there was no real chance of Olivia ever showing a shred of sexual interest. But big stepsis did Olivia a favor and guaranteed that Olivia will NEVER see the “little stepsis” as a man. And everyone will agree that if “little stepsis” wants to see “Oppenheimer” she will DEFINITELY need a hunky escort.
Tried to post something. I thought it worked, but I guess it didn’t. Well, let’s try again!
ReplyDelete1) Sorry life has been tough, hun. I hope things get better!
2) I’m pretty sure “big stepsis” has blown any chance “little stepsis” had with the crush, Olivia. (Not that there was any real chance.) Olivia will probably meet some hunk while seeing “Oppenheimer.” “Little stepsis” will be crushed. But one of those guys the giro is meeting at the food court will probably take a shine and offer to take her to see “Oppenheimer.” If it goes well, she wil see the movie. If it goes REALLY well, she won’t see the movie, but she’ll have get a great vantage point for seeing the guy’s crotch.