I said a while back that I really love superheroes with the Superman caption. I will admit I know extremely little about Star Wars. I've seen the movies but I'm not obsessed with it to an unhealthy degree like I am DC or Nintendo stuff. But I was sent a request for a Star Wars/Sci fi themed caption and this is request month! So I did my best! Also releasing it on May 4th so may the fourth so on and so forth. 😀
An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age. Great cap as always!
ReplyDeleteI’ll have to put my thoughts of the nature of childbirth in the alien society in another comment (or two).
ReplyDelete1) It’s great. When I saw the animation of the picture, I had a very general idea what was coming and was not disappointed!
2) ‘“Swallowed my pride.” My brain goes to places whenever I read that in a TG cap. I wish I had more pride just so I would be absolutely forced to swallow it. All before…ohhhhh.
3) The caption only loses a point because it doesn’t contain the following line: “An elegant vibrator for a more civilized age.” (Okay. If you want to be SLIGHTLY pedantic about it and want to stay totally in line with the movie, it would technically be, “An elegant sex toy for a more civilized age.”)
The king appears to require a human male’s anus for impregnation. The caption does not explicitly say that a human male’s anus is required, but the aliens’ proficiency and ease in which they feminized the smuggler in both body and mind does suggest that they’ve feminized enough human males to develop a standard procedure.
ReplyDeleteIt could be that the king has similarities to the xenomorph from the “Alien” movies but without having a violent lifecycle. If so, he might need to sexually penetrate a human male’s anus and “inject” a small egg or egg-like object into a male human’s anal canal. It would work its way into part of the intestine and somehow attach itself to the intestinal lining. The outer lining of the egg would allow the fetus to absorb and utilize some of the excess nutrients and materials that a typical human body usually evacuates as solid waste. The egg then evacuates it’s own waste, which the body proceeds to evacuate in the usual fashion. So, while a long-term solid barrier in the anus would usually cause a problem for waste removal, it would not be problem here.
The egg would also produce feminizing hormones that it introduces into the human body. This causes the formation of breasts in a biological human male.
We do not know how large the fetus becomes while in the human’s intestine. We do know that alien fetus does grow enough to create a bump in the stomach, but it could be that the bump is not as noticeable in a feminized human male as compared to a pregnant female. The aliens do comment that the outfit they give him will have plenty of room for his larger stomach. However, we don’t know about the typical style of clothing that the aliens. It could be that the typical clothing style requires clothing that restricts the abdomen and would harm the developing fetus if the same clothing style were to be applied to a pregnant human male. It is also possible that they’re being cautious because they don’t want any harm to come to the king’s child.
It’s possible that only part of the fetus’ growth is in the human male’s body. The first part of the fetus’ lifecycle happens in the intestine and the fetus is removed from the intestine and placed in a birthing chamber for the second half of the fetus’ growth. The second part could be done at least two slightly different ways. The first is that the pregnant human male is placed on a bed and his feet are placed in stirrups. The male forces the baby out in a manner reminiscent of a woman giving childbirth. The second is that the pregnant male is placed in a special chamber where the baby is removed.
If they have birthing chambers, why don’t they use them for the entire pregnancy? They’re at least three different possible reasons. There might be biological materials that the pregnant human males produce that the fetus needs that the alien society just can’t produce, can’t in the quantities needed, or just can’t produce economically. The second is that the birthing chambers can only sustain a baby after a certain amount of growth in the pregnant male. The third is that is a matter of culture. Their birthing culture utilizes the feminization of biological males. They even utilize vibrators as a way to re-orient a biological human male’s thought processes by getting him to associate sexual pleasure with the idea of being penetrated. If they do that, it’s possible that the human male will start to desire to be penetrated by the real thing. Many people might associate people who look like biological women and find sexual penetration pleasurable with the state of womanhood. What does this have to do with the birthing chambers? If a human male has to give birth to an alien by lying down and using stirrups, he will likely associate that archetypical childbirth position with childbirth and motherhood. And those two states of being are archetypal aspects of womanhood.