“With their confident faces. With their big muscles. With the outline in their gray sweatpants that you can’t help but focus on when they’re jogging down the hallway. Ugh as if.”
Not into guys? Really? When I was a kid, I saw the fantasy comedy “Hunk” (1987) about a guy who sells his soul to be a hunk. For SOME reason, I absolutely LOVED watching when transformed into Hunk…over and over again.
Should have been a clue. (The.movie can be found on YouTube, sweeties.)
“I guess it will take a few hang-out sessions to get through all 7 movies.”
More like NEVER. Heather and Deon will never make it through one movie before their own behavior morphs into porno. But the pleasure Deon gives to Heather will make Heather not care that much about the movies.
Well, Heather might want to make sex tapes with Deon.
Ooh! Heather and Deon might want to roleplay with Heather as a Final Girl and Deon as a horror movie villain. And Deon does things to Heather that horror movie villains don’t do to Final Girls.
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ReplyDelete“With their confident faces. With their big muscles. With the outline in their gray sweatpants that you can’t help but focus on when they’re jogging down the hallway. Ugh as if.”
Not into guys? Really? When I was a kid, I saw the fantasy comedy “Hunk” (1987) about a guy who sells his soul to be a hunk. For SOME reason, I absolutely LOVED watching when transformed into Hunk…over and over again.
Should have been a clue. (The.movie can be found on YouTube, sweeties.)
“I guess it will take a few hang-out sessions to get through all 7 movies.”
More like NEVER. Heather and Deon will never make it through one movie before their own behavior morphs into porno. But the pleasure Deon gives to Heather will make Heather not care that much about the movies.
Well, Heather might want to make sex tapes with Deon.
Ooh! Heather and Deon might want to roleplay with Heather as a Final Girl and Deon as a horror movie villain. And Deon does things to Heather that horror movie villains don’t do to Final Girls.
I don't think Heather would allow Deon to not at least make it to part 3 though!
DeleteThey could do some fun Halloween costumes though!
I’m the one that requested more Cultural Reset caps, thanks! Funny enough I’m also a slasher movie freak.
DeleteI’m the one that requested more Cultural Reset caps, thanks! Funny enough I’m also a slasher movie freak
ReplyDeleteI hope you celebrated Friday the 13th accordingly!
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